Awareness that anti-sodomy laws in the global South are a remnant of British colonialism has generated a discourse of atonement for colonialism among a British political elite not typically known for such contrition. This chapter investigates why this has been the case through a parallel reading of British parliamentary debates on the bicentenary of the abolition of the slave trade, and on the state of global LGBT rights. Drawing on Melanie Klein’s notion of manic reparation, it demonstrates how elites have sublimated their shame around historic wrongs perpetrated by Britain into moral crusades purporting to remedy them. It then contrasts categorical expressions of atonement for the ‘sexual’ legacies of colonialism with a more ambivalent reckoning with its ‘racial’ legacies. Taking issue with the separation of these analytics, the chapter reveals how atonement for the colonial imposition of anti-sodomy laws abroad is enabled by a whitening of queer suffering at home.