When chemical instruments are used in the laboratory, a specimen undergoes changes at the microscopic level. Depending on the instrument, the specimen absorbs or emits radiation. Alternatively, radiation is scattered, refracted, or diffracted. We often read that microscopic events produced from chemical instrumentation are real, as opposed to mere artifacts of the experiment. But exactly what does this mean? This philosophical question underlies a continual dilemma for the experimental chemist, whether to declare triumphantly that his/her findings reveal some insight about a chemical substance or to refrain from such a judgment for fear of having produced a mere artificial effect. Of course, a commonplace position is that the artificiality of laboratory techniques can be separated, in principle, from the real effects, because these techniques enable scientists to break the influence of laboratory constructions on experimental “ facts.” But some commentators have resurrected the fairly skeptical view that such declarations of success are grossly overstated because the interference from various instrumental techniques, laboratory equipment, and theoretical ideas precludes the possibility of exposing properties of independently existing substance. If we address this philosophical question by exploring techniques of chemical instrumentation, we find that the categories of a laboratory artifact and real effect are not mutually exclusive. As I argue here, the experimental phenomena of chemical research are both real and artificially produced from laboratory apparatus, manufactured conditions, and sophisticated techniques of researchers. The plan of this chapter is as follows: examine the character of analytical instruments in chemistry (section 1); explain the difference between an artifact and a real effect (section 2); examine the process of virtual witnessing in chemistry (section 3); explore how instruments are designed to mimic known chemical or physical processes (section 4); introduce the philosophical importance of noise-blocking techniques (section 5); and conclude with brief remarks about experimental reduction (section 6). The similarities and differences between absorption spectroscopy and Raman spectroscopy are discussed. In this chapter I adopt a functional orientation to our understanding chemical substance, according to which a specimen is known by those capacities that technicians try to exploit during laboratory research.