“What is precisely most valuable about philosophy,” Nietzsche writes in one of his early notebooks, “is to constantly teach the counter-doctrine to everything journalistic (die Gegenlehre alles journalistischen zu lehren).” This hyperbolic remark serves as a starting point for this chapter, which examines the preoccupation with journalism that runs throughout Nietzsche’s work, ranging from the writings of the early 1870s, when he was working on the Untimely Meditations, to the period in which he wrote Thus Spoke Zarathustra, where acerbic caricatures of newspapers readers and an “idolatry of the factual” occur alongside images of a different, archaic kind of news and rumors of an unknown future. As this chapter demonstrates, Nietzsche’s critical engagement with journalism is interwoven with key themes in his work, such as his reflections on language, rhetoric and reading, the death of God and the “last human being,” and untimeliness and the “eternal return.”