Identification of the “bean smut” reported in 1998 in abstracts from two conferences was later disseminated by a Plant Disease Note; citations in books, papers, and blogs; and in several official sites, including databases curated by the United States Department of Agriculture and Embrapa-Brazil. After seeing the illustration of the syndrome in 2002, the need became clear for a review of the so-called bean smut. Field collections indicated that it is common in no-till bean and soybean farming in Brazil. Our studies revealed that the “bean smut” attributed to Ustilago sp. or “Ustilago phaseoli” and, later, to “Microbotryum phaseoli” is not a real smut but is Physarum cinereum (Physaraceae, Physarales, Myxomycetes), sporulating superficially on leaves, stems, and pods of dry bean and soybean. To unravel this imbroglio, we produced detailed morphological documentation supported by molecular treatment. This will correct the spread and further incorporation of an error in the literature based upon mistaken taxonomical work related to a plant-associated nonpathogenic organism.