Key among influential texts in the movement of martial arts texts into popular consciousness is the 1974 international hit disco song, ‘Kung Fu Fighting’ by Carl Douglas. Chapter 4, ‘Everybody Was Kung Fu Citing: Inventing Popular Martial Arts Aesthetics’ consists of a sustained close reading of this song, focusing on its lyrics, its aural and visual semiotics, its intertextual relations with other sound effects and songs, and some controversial instances of its reiteration and redeployment in different cultural contexts. Following the main questions that arise about this song in journalistic contexts, news stories, and conversations online, the chapter poses the well-worn question, ‘Is it racist?’ In doing so, the chapter enters into debates about orientalism, ethnic stereotyping, and cultural appropriation, but does so in a way that recasts the orientations of these debates, away from moralism and judgmentalism and towards questions of interest, desire, investment in, and involvement or encounters with ‘other cultures’.