This chapter focuses on the work of “the poet laureate of the Nuyorican Poets” Pedro Pietri, particularly his experimental and existential one-act endurance play The Masses Are Asses. In Pietri’s crude play, events occur in timed sequences that repeat and loop back on themselves, and become clear indicators of the colonial time of dread. Pietri tackles socioeconomic issues such as poverty and imperialism, the bourgeoisie’s control of mankind, and domestic and gender violence. Through these hardships, the author argues, the reader is led into the cramped space of colonial violence doubling as a bathroom. This play invites the audience to read the text temporally, through the tempo of dread—such that a piece with only two general characters, Lady and Gentleman, makes Time the third actor. Endurance, here, operates as a hardening and precipitation of being, one animated by the intimacies of vulgarity in Pietri’s social drama.