What follows is a proof as to why, at its origin, the articulation of any doctrine of racial supremacy harbors an internal contradiction. The notion of racial supremacy suffers from its own predicament for, by its inconsistency, Whites cannot be “White.” This proof has the added benefit of illustrating that it is precisely because of the unattainability of “White”-ness that there is so much animosity. This essay’s framework explains why this animosity is externalized toward those, who by the terms of that system, and by name alone, are barred access to this transcendent category—transcendent, thus, not of this world. With outstretched hands, attempts to enact supremacist notions in the world make for a hell of definitions. White is somehow defined as a noncolor color that has no means of defining or justifying itself, save by or through others. As such, its distinction from others falls apart, devouring itself by the very terms of its articulation.