This final chapter argues that to save the rainforest, environmentalists created their own romanticized story of the Waorani for North American consumption. Ironically, it paralleled earlier evangelical narratives, with a representative Wao (Moi), a typical village (Cæwæidi Ono), a bestselling book (Savages), and, within a few years, a film (Trinkets and Beads). The journalist and adventure travel writer Joe Kane, author of Savages, introduced secular American audiences to the Waorani, their homeland, and the threat of Big Oil. Kane discredited Maxus Energy and blamed the failings of the Waorani on missionaries, with Rachel Saint as the authoritarian prototype. As with most critics, Kane failed to see the complexities of the missionary-Waorani encounter: at once an iconic narrative in the history of American evangelicalism and the seldom told stories of specific missionaries—their failings and their contributions to the survival of the Waorani.