I am grateful and flattered to have had my talk . . . included under the ongoing rubric of “A Life of Learning,” but in all accuracy and necessary realism I must be permitted the protective sub-rubric of “A Composer of a Certain Age,” for how might a composer justify his presence before learned representatives of learned bodies, when the very term learned has appeared and disappeared in the history of music only in the most apologetic and fugitive of roles, in such expressions as learned writing or—more specifically— learned, counterpoint, usually with the intimation of the anachronistic, the factitious, and—even—the jejune? There does appear to have been a fleeting moment or so in eighteenth-century France when the term learned was invoked to characterize a “taste” distinguished from the “general.” Apparently, compositions were deemed to be “learned” if it was thought that their understanding demanded some musical knowledge. But this elitist distinction did not, could not, survive the guillotine, and never was to be reheaded, certainly not with the subsequent and continuing triumph of what Goodman has called the Tingle—Immersion theory, which—when applied to music—demands that music be anyone’s anodyne, a non-habit-forming nepenthe. I could dig even deeper historically and dare to remind you that, in the medieval curriculum, music was a member of the quadrivium, but that curriculum, like so many demanding curricula after it, has long since been banished. And, in any case consider the company that music kept in the quadrivium: arithmetic, geometry, and astronomy. If that curriculum had survived, music would be burdened further with guilt by association, because—for reasons apparently more sociological than methodological—there is no characterization that guarantees music more immediate, automatic, and ultimate derogation and dismissal than mathematical, thereby joining learned and, above all, academic. But it is as academics that we join here. ... I trust it does not come as a surprise, or as an unpleasant embarrassment, or as further evidence of the Greshamization of the university, to learn that there are composers in your very midst on your faculties.