THE ART OF TORMENTING CHILDREN ACCORDING TO MISS JANE COLLIER WRITING IN 1804
Few women in English literature have distinguished themselves as satirists. But Miss Jane Collier, who is little known even to authorities on the history of English satire, could at times rise to Swiftian irony. An example of how to torment children from her little-known book entitled "An Essay on the Art of Ingeniously Tormenting" follows: . . . That you pursue the method called INDULGENCE, which I have already marked out. This will infallibly make them miserable while infants; as common experience must shew (sic) you, that no children are so fretful, peevish, and uneasy, as those who are so indulged. And although you may, by this means, breed up a parcel of head-strong, hard-hearted cubs, who, when old enough, will defy your power; yet you may, in the mean time, amuse yourself with your servants, your acquaintance, and your friends, who may chance to be more fitted by nature, or education, for your purpose. You may go out of the world, also, with the pleasing reflection, that you have left behind you a set of wolves, cats, and foxes, of your own educating; who will help to plague and torment all the rest of mankind.