Killer Zucchini
Slice and boil the one that got away the one that would play the lead in the Squash that Ate Chicago... the monster that always has the crowd wild eyed and screaming my god! is that really A zucchini. Strain off the water Adding one bouillon cube (any kind) and one tablespoon of olive oil Puree and serve hot and steaming with a slug of cold sour cream dumped into the center of each portion. Top with a sprinkle of dill seed, salt and season to taste. and now let us praise the chef the only artist whose creative work must speak to every sense the literary labors of Shakespeare are immense feeding and filling the soul... but a steady diet of language leaves the stomach growling and although it would garnish your life and delight your eye a garden salad by Picasso would be as tasty as old canvas and varnish and whatever the sculpture Rodin might put on the table would be a masterpiece for sure but nothing you could get your teeth into no doubt the sound of a string quartet is more uplifting than the sizzle of bacon in a pan but by intermission a sweaty musician doesn't smell as good the fine art of cookery demands the heart hand and eye of a complete renaissance man and as always muttering into her napkin counterpoint to this my wife: "Why is it when a woman cooks a meal it is just a meal but when a man cooks a meal it's such a big big deal!" Citation reference for this article MLA style: Ric Masten. "Killer Zucchini." M/C: A Journal of Media and Culture 2.7 (1999). [your date of access] <http://www.uq.edu.au/mc/9910/zucchini.php>. Chicago style: Ric Masten, "Killer Zucchini," M/C: A Journal of Media and Culture 2, no. 7 (1999), <http://www.uq.edu.au/mc/9910/zucchini.php> ([your date of access]). APA style: Ric Masten. (1999) Killer zucchini. M/C: A Journal of Media and Culture 2(7). <http://www.uq.edu.au/mc/9910/zucchini.php> ([your date of access]).