Conspiracies are mysterious. We think it is reasonable to say, even without any data to support it, that most people have never been part of a conspiracy or even known a person who has. It seems that in ordinary life getting even a moderately sized group of people who all agree on something together, finding time to meet, and then planning and actually implementing a secret operation over a long period of time would be fairly difficult. Getting a few people together to plan a surprise birthday party and keeping the plans secret until the actual event is difficult enough. Many of us believed at one point or another as we were growing up that our parents were conspiring against us, but today’s parents rarely have the time or energy for even that much underhanded activity. Nevertheless, we are routinely asked to believe that large, well-organized, and focused conspiracies exist that, in order to maximize their profits and scope of influence, have as their goal the destruction of our health and well- being. Every charismatic leader we will describe in the next chapter claims to be the victim of at least one such conspiracy. In the health and medical fields, the alleged conspirators usually include some combination of organized medicine, mainstream academic science and public health, the government, and large pharmaceutical and other companies. Even Wayne LaPierre, the leader of the National Rifle Association with its vast economic resources and ties to the gun manufacturing industry, portrays himself as the victim of a conspiracy of left-wing politicians, the media, and the federal government, all of whom, he would have us believe, are intent on denying Americans their Second Amendment rights, thereby exposing us innocent citizens to bands of marauding, well-armed criminals. According to the leaders of conspiracy theory groups, “Most conspiracies are … invisible to the vast majority of sheeplike citizens who go grazing through the pasture of life, never suspecting the evil wolves lurking behind the rocks of everyday oc¬currences” Therefore, the conspiracy theory leaders tell us, they themselves are indispensable for our very survival.